NATIONAL RESOURCES DEFENSE COUNCIL
Assquatch
$55.00
SUSTAINABLE
37% recycled fabric, including reclaimed bottles.
DO GOOD
10%+ of this purchase funds our charity partners.
C-CLEARLY
Every shirt comes with a microfiber insert to ensure your glasses look as good as you.
The Thicctids collection has a new member, and he's been hiding in the woods this whole time. Assquatch has finally been spotted: flannel, fierce, and absolutely unashamed - and honestly? The legend undersold it. Whether he's posing for a trail cam or just out here living his best cryptid life, one thing is clear: the truth is out there, and it is dummy thicc.
10% of the proceeds from this shirt benefit the Natural Resources Defense Council, because if we don't protect the wilderness, where is he supposed to live?